Ladies and Gentleman, boys and girls....WELCOME to the first ever LOCOMANIA!
Here we will witness ten of the greatest ducks in a battle to be number one duck! And now for our first match up!!
HOWARD the DUCKVS
WEBIGAIL MCDUCK
Armed with his wit and tough talk, Howard walks into the arena chomping on his cigar. "I´m gonna wipe the floor with this kid!"
From across the arena Webby comes prancing into view holding a covered item. She bats a great big smile at Howard, and pulls the cover off the item to reveal it as a mirror. Horrified Howard breaks down into tears and wails like a little baby.Howard cries out"I look like a huge muppet! Even George Lucas couldnt help me now!"
WINNER of Round One ¯ WEBBY
WEBIGAIL MCDUCKVS
DONALD DUCK
Round two begins and a detrmined Donald enters the arena. He tips his hat downwards and says something that of course no one can understand.
Webby simply bats her big cute eyes, and Donald is gooey at her cuteness. With her opponent stunned, Webby grabs a nearby mallet and pummels Donald into a pile of feathers.
WINNER of Round Two ¯ WEBBY
WEBIGAIL MCDUCKVS
HUEY, DUEY, and LEWIE
Webby has now become full of herself and she turns to the entry way to await her next opponent. "I am one baaaaadd chick! " she yells out.
As if right on cue the terrible threesome of Huey, Duey and Lewie come storming in. They shout you beat our uncle Donald! Now we want some payback! Once again Webby bats her big eyes at her opponents. But this time they pop her in the head with a slingshot. "Your cuteness wont work on us! We dont like girls yet! "
Seeing cute little stars and birdies Webby searches wildly for her mallet. Thankfully the ref stops the match and awards the victory to the boys. WINNER of Round Three ¯ HUEY, DUEY, and LEWIE
HUEY, DUEY, and LEWIEVS
UNLE SCROOGE
The boys celebration is short lived as Uncle Scrooges music blares out. They turn in horror to see their Uncle walking down the ramp with three empty moneybags and his trusted cane. "You boys have been very bad! " he says sternly.
On instinct the boys launch rocks at their uncle using their trusty slingshots, but he just whacks them back toward the boys like baseballs, and knocks them silly. With his nephews dazed, he quickly scoops them each into a moneybag, and ties it. Instantly Ms. Beakley comes in, and as Scrooge hands her the bags he says, "Have these laundered! "
. WINNER of Round Four ¯ UNCLE SCROOGE
UNLE SCROOGEVS
DAFFY DUCK
Scrooge grabs a microphone and begins to tell the audience to buy his tshirts. His marketing is interrupted though when Daffy Duck enters the arena mike in hand. He points straight at Scrooge and yells "If you want to see me beat down Scrooge MCDUCK gimme a HELL YEAH!" The crowd goes nuts.
Scrooge charges Daffy with his cane, but Daffy just colors a large black circle on the ground and watches him disappear into it. "Now that is money in the hole! " he says with a crazy laugh.
. WINNER of Round Five ¯ DAFFY DUCK
DAFFY DUCKVS
LAUNCHPAD McQUACK
While Daffy is celebrating Scrooges bodyguard, Launcpad McQUACK runs down the ramp and topples Daffy. He kicks a downed Daffy and says "Mr McD was a friend of mine, and he signed my checks!"
Daffy points at the hole on the floor and says,"I apologize for that, you can still save him."
Launchpad then runs over to the hole and looks in. Right on cue Daffy kicks him in the rear, and sends him falling behind Scrooge never to be seen again.
. WINNER of Round Six ¯ DAFFY DUCK
DAFFY DUCKVS
GIZMODUCK
Daffy dusts himself off, only to hear the roaring engines. He looks upward to see GizmoDuck flying into the arena weapons pointed at him."MOTHER...."he whimpers right before GizmoDuck opens fire on him.
The dust settles, and Daffy stands center with his beak around his forehead. He adjusts it, looks at GizmoDuck, and grunts"Say hello to my little friend." And with that, the Abominable Snowman runs in, bearhugs GizmoDuck and moans"I will hug you and squeeze you and call you George"
Together the two run off into the sunset.
. WINNER of Round Seven ¯ DAFFY DUCK
THE MAIN EVENTDAFFY DUCK
VS
LOCODUCK
Daffy raises his arms in the air, but is attacked from behind with a pipe by our resident mascot LOCODUCK, who is also sporting a pair of RABBITT EARS???"Well hey hey there Daffy, there's a new sherrif in town, and i am he!"
LocoDuck pounds him again."Oh hey and I found some friends of yours who are insisting that it's DUCK SEASON!"
As soon as the words were spoken, Elmer Fudd, and Yosemite Sam enter the arena and bag a beaten Daffy. He pops his head out of the bag as he's being dragged away and mutters"Youre Dispicable!"
LocoDuck drops his pipe, removes his rabbitt ears, and raises his arms in victory."I am the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be!"
. WINNER and LOCOMANIA CHAMPION
LOCODUCK
The End
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