Meet the Cast!!
NAME: Jack Gordonson
AGE: Five
STUFF: Jack was orphaned when his parents died, and spent some time in an orphanage. Soon after he was adopted by a Hispanic family and now wreaks havoc on the world!
HOBBIES: Jack is a rabid Star Wars and Indiana Jones fan. He also likes...country music, comic books, The Rosie O'Donnell Show and his favorite food....PIZZA!
NAME: GAG=Guardian Angel Ghost
AGE: Who Knows!?
STUFF: GAG was sent from above to help keep Jack on the path of good. He must do this in order to earn his wings. In addition he's Jack's best friend and confidant. No one can see, hear or touch him but Jack. He's very personable, and tries to compensate everyone.
HOBBIES: GAG hasn't developed too many hobbies yet, although he's picking them up as he goes.
NAME: Tater
AGE: Who REALLY knows how old a fish is?
STUFF: Tater is a goldfish that's been with Jack for a long while. She's a sarcastic little runt, and very territorial of Jack.
HOBBIES: Floating, staring, blowing water bubbles, and yeah..that about sums her up.
NAME: Javier "JAVI" Santiago
AGE: 14
STUFF: Javier Santiago was until now his sister's biggest pain in the rear. He's not very confrontational, and proud of his heritage. He's very excited about gaining a little brother.
HOBBIES: Javi enjoys Oldies, and Hip Hop music, video games, movies. Hates sports, but loves Pro Wrestling.
NAME: Marina "MARI" Santiago
AGE: 16
STUFF: Mari Santiago adores her independence, and her job at the mall. She is every little brother's worst nightmare, because she pulls the pranks before they can.
HOBBIES: Mari loves boy bands, reality TV, sitcoms, working out, dieting, and running in terror when dad kisses her cheek in public.
NAME: Mama Santiago
AGE: That's none of your business!
STUFF: Mama Santiago is a hungry man's dream! She is the best cook, and the recipes behind Grande's Tacos, a hot chain of fast food restaurants started by herself and her hubby. She's loving and nurturing, and quite religous.
HOBBIES: Not many. She would say cooking, and her family.
NAME: Papa Santiago
AGE: 38 going on 12
STUFF: Your ideal big kid in a short man's body. Papa Santiago is very responsible when it comes to business, and money. Which is why he runs the business end of Grande's Tacos. But when it comes to everything else, he's just a big kid!! But what man isn't?
HOBBIES: Writing, auto mechanics (although he's terrible at it), and acting.
NAME: Little LocoDuck
AGE: Yes
STUFF: I'm a duck, a crazy duck! I was a gift for Easter, and now I'm stuck in a stupid pond behind the Santiagos house. Happy Satisfied!? Bug Off!
HOBBIES: Reading Cosmopolitan, listening to Phil Hendrie, and bugging the dog.
NAME: Mokey
AGE: In dog years? Or people?
STUFF: Mokey is a little antsy Chihuahua. He's always on edge, very nervous, and extremely loving and loyal. He's low key until backed into a corner....then watch out.
HOBBIES: Surfing the Web. Yes we said surfing the web.
NAME: Ohnie Rondu
AGE: 6
STUFF: Ohnie is Jack's best friend and an orphan as well. He was abandonded as a baby, and has found comfort at the orphanage. He considers Sister Leena his only mother.
HOBBIES: Video Games, collecting toys, reading, and drawing funny cartoons.
NAME: Friar Monk
AGE: 67
STUFF: The Friar..had taken 9 years out of a ten year vow of silence...until he met Jack. Now he speaks quite freely and helps run the local church.
HOBBIES: Painting, singing, and talking.....ALOT!
NAME: Sister Leena
AGE: The Lord does not care for ages.
STUFF: Sister leena runs the Orphanage branch of the St. Santos Saint Church. For a long time she was all that Jack new of a mother, and was the brunt of Jack's pranks.
HOBBIES: A little known fact.....Sister Leena can dance a mean Cotton Eye Joe.
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